Onward, Forward, Toward…

I received a forwarded e-mail that was written by a person named Dr. Gary Sweeten that talks about the warning signs of pastors that are about to head for a fall:

While driving down the Interstate this past week, I was thinking once again about a concept that I had discussed on the blog back in February of this year entitled Jehovah Jihad where I discussed how it appears as if the modern church has reduced God and Jesus to an attribute that sees God as our own personal crusader to eliminate anyone who disagrees with us.

This morning, it was announced by the Pastoral Search Committee and the Elders that after interviewing numerous candidates, a candidate’s name was brought forward to the Elders and interviews with the Elders took place. After the interviews took place, the Elders made a formal offer to the candidate and after a time of prayer and consideration, the candidate has accepted the offer and call to come. This is pending on a vote by the congregation to affirm the calling next Sunday.

I saw that ‘gellin’ commercial again last night and it made me go to the web page and what I discovered was interesting. If you go to the official web page, there is a notice in a bright yellow box that states:

Anti-Christ of the week ending 10-21-06 is:

In the late 1960’s, a group called Creedence Clearwater Revival wrote a song entitled “Fortunate Son” which was a protest song about the Vietnam War….

I saw this commercial the other night on television:

Are you gellin’?
I’m gellin’ like Magellan with my bride Ellen….

Guess what Dr. Scholls? Those commercials are ’smellin’
They Stink