Onward, Forward, Toward…

I received a forwarded e-mail that was written by a person named Dr. Gary Sweeten that talks about the warning signs of pastors that are about to head for a fall:

While driving down the Interstate this past week, I was thinking once again about a concept that I had discussed on the blog back in February of this year entitled Jehovah Jihad where I discussed how it appears as if the modern church has reduced God and Jesus to an attribute that sees God as [...]

This morning, it was announced by the Pastoral Search Committee and the Elders that after interviewing numerous candidates, a candidate’s name was brought forward to the Elders and interviews with the Elders took place. After the interviews took place, the Elders made a formal offer to the candidate and after a time of prayer and [...]

I saw that ‘gellin’ commercial again last night and it made me go to the web page and what I discovered was interesting. If you go to the official web page, there is a notice in a bright yellow box that states:

Anti-Christ of the week ending 10-21-06 is:

In the late 1960’s, a group called Creedence Clearwater Revival wrote a song entitled “Fortunate Son” which was a protest song about the Vietnam War….

I saw this commercial the other night on television:

Are you gellin’?
I’m gellin’ like Magellan with my bride Ellen….

Guess what Dr. Scholls? Those commercials are ’smellin’
They Stink