A good friend of mine sent me this article where it talks about the latest project from the creators of one of my all-time favorite shows, Mystery Science Theater 3000.
This ought to be really cool. I’ve always wanted to do this with my good buddy ‘Triple-P” to televangelist television.
“He did a good job cleaning up the place –
But his bosses didn’t like him
So they shot him into spa-a-a-ce!”
I’ve always wanted to do this with the “Pin the Tail on the Antichrist” genre of Christian Movies (TM). Like when I saw three clips of the famous Christian Apocalypse movie Thief in the Night (the one that made all those Christians freak out back in the Seventies) on a PBS documentary once:
First clip — “This is Thief in the Night? It looks more like Manos, Hands of Fate.”
Second clip — “Where’s Joel and the Bots?”
Third clip — “AAAAAGH! WE HAVE MOVIE SIGN!”
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
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Other ones to do this to would be Omega Code, Left Behind, and The Hiding Place
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‘MITCHELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL’
LOL!!!
And that Thief in the Night sequel with the following scene, apparently when Abaddon unleashes his plague of Demon Locusts:
1) Characters (some with marks on forehead and right hand) huddled hiding in a cabin somewhere.
2) Knock at the door. Shmuck opens it.
3) Giant rubber scorpion stinger extends slowly, stings shmuck in the chest.
4) Shmuck goes down screaming.
5) Giant rubber scorpion stinger slowly retracts back through the door, closing the door on its way out.
6) Stock footage of galloping horses’ hooves.
(Preacher bud told me that one when we were trading “dumbest/cheeziest movie scenes”. Still my type example for “bad movie scene” and “what NOT to do.”)
P.S. That’s “Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Mitchell”…