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Brewer and Shipley Should Be Flabbergasted

These bizarre people are serious in the two videos below

Brewer and Shipley would be flabbergasted right now

ONE TOKE OVER THE LINE
Brewer & Shipley

One toke over the line sweet Jesus
One toke over the line
Sittin’ downtown in a railway station
One toke over the line

Awaitin’ for the train that goes home, sweet Mary
Hopin’ that the train is on time
Sittin’ downtown in a railway station
One toke over the line

Whoooo do you love, I hope it’s me
I’ve bin a changin’, as you can plainly see
I felt the joy and I learned about the pain
that my momma said
If I should choose to make a part of me,
surely strike me dead
Now I’m one toke over the line sweet Jesus
One toke over the line
Sittin’ downtown in a railway station
One toke over the line
I’m waitin’ for the train that goes home sweet Mary
Hopin’ that the train is on time
Sittin’ downtown in a railway station
One toke over the line

I bin away a country mile,
Now I’m returnin’ showin’ off a smile
I met all the girls and loved myself a few
Ended by surprise like everything else I’ve been through
It opened up my eyes and now I’m
One toke over the line sweet Jesus
One toke over the line
Sittin’ downtown in a railway station
Don’t you just know I waitin’
for the train that goes home sweet Mary
Hopin’ that the train is on time
Sittin’ downtown in a railway station
One toke over the line

Don’t you just know I waitin’
for the train that goes home sweet Mary
Hopin’ that the train is on time
Sittin’ downtown in a railway station
One toke over the line

I want to be
One toke over the line sweet Jesus
One toke over the line
Sittin’ downtown in a railway station
One toke over the line
Don’t you just know I waitin’
for the train that goes home sweet Mary
Hopin’ that the train is on time
Sittin’ downtown in a railway station
One toke over the line
Sittin’ downtown in a railway station
One toke over line
One toke, one toke over the line

More craziness in part one (of five parts) of this sermon

3 Responses to “ Brewer and Shipley Should Be Flabbergasted ”

  1. Frequent Commenter Ken says:

    “Tokin’ the Ghost…” AKA “Christ as Killer Bud…”

    At least this one is genuinely WEIRD —
    Doobie-Brothers-for-Jesus WEIRD.

    I suggest they remember what happened to The Calistoga Kid in Shel Silverstein’s “Smoke-Off”.

  2. Ken:

    “Doobie-Brothers-for-Jesus WEIRD.”

    Can you imagine “Takin’ It To The Streets” or “Jesus is Just Alright” as their ‘anthem’ for evangelism?

  3. Frequent Commenter Ken says:

    Can you imagine … “Jesus is Just Alright” as their ‘anthem’ for evangelism?

    The Simpsons already did it. In a flashback about when their pastor first came to Springfield, long before he burned out.

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