We learned a couple of things this week. We saw that most everyone affiliated had their response that could be summed up in one statement:
We are grieved that Todd Bentley is separating. However, this does not invalidate the Lakeland Revival. However, come next week to my mega conference where people will get…….
Two responses were of interest. First Dutch Sheets of the NAR fame released this .pdf file that gets it in some areas but completely misses it in many other areas. In fact, YouTube user LocalPastor summed it up in his video (as seen below):
You read all of these ‘official responses’ and it feels as if the same spiritual spin teams wrote all of these (or they all got together beforehand to review each others releases to where they did not contridict each other.
The second one comes from a Pastor by the name of Chris Elrod who wrote this sobering article repenting for not warning his community (Lakeland) but instead warning only those who attended his church.
However, the one place I am very surprised at for not yet posting their ‘official response’ is the place that helped boost Todd Bentley to prominence. The Elijah List (aka the ‘yellow journalism’ of the prophetic). They are too busy trying to tell us what is going to happen in 2009.
Let me help you out (SATIRE) and save you a lot of money…
Everything will be fine in 2009
We will come forth to align in 2009
Graft on the vine in 2009.
The master calleth, come and dine in 2009.
Drink the Holy wine in 2009
Conquer, don’t whine in 2009
Repine in 2009
God will bless the Rhine in 2009
The victory is mine in 2009
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We also learned about Todd’s ‘excessive drinking’. Todd is so big, a six-pack probably wouldn’t buzz him.
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Before I go further, Wolf Tracks, church warnings, The Lakeland Quotes Blog, Deception Bytes, The Revivalschool.com forums, Sola Dei Gloria, Living In The Way, Miriam, Herescope, The Grey Coats, whatsup?, and Theology Today still defend the faith.
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Charisma Magazine shut down their “General” forums. I guess the heat got too hot for Mr. Strader who called one of my frequent commenters a ‘Pharisee’ via e-mail. But I have some Good News. The Sheeple Blog now has set up a forumfor all those ex-Charisma Magazine and anti-Lakeland posters to comment on.
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I guess those bloggers who spoke out are now called the ‘revival police’. Get your revival police badge here. If Todd can have a revival decoder ring, then those who spoke out can get the revival police badge.
What will they call us next? Revival Nazi? (referencing the ’soup nazi’ episode of Seinfeld)
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I have heard many names being leveled out but here is one I want to leave with the NARbots:
PROPhet: Defined as someone who is a ‘glorified yes man with a positive prophecy’ towards the ministry and organizations that he supports and sustains no matter how much it is doomed to fall under the weight of it’s fallacies.

