aka part 2 of “The Only Place Dominionism Might Work

It’s Sunday morning between between 11:30 AM and 3:00 PM, the employees of restaurants are bracing themselves in dreadful anticipation for the arrival of…..

No, it’s not the customers. It’s the Christians

Fired up from their pastor’s sermon, keyed up from their repentance session of an invented sin from a twisted scripture or a ’spirit of a Bad Bible character’, wired up from singing in repetitive mantra the ‘Satan is a rat-fink and God’s gonna get you’ songs, and angered by what the gays, ‘DEMONcrats’, secular humanists, and what the liberal news media says and thinks about them.

They’re here. They’re hungry. They’re ready for the fight of the faith before the faith turns into fate on Monday morning. The sermon from an hour ago now becomes both the strategy and the signposts that become discussed and formulated.

While you eat your meal and still find something to complain about
While you are rude and disturbing the other customers
While your kids think the restaurant is McDonaldLand
While you judge ‘the Baptist huzzy’ in the short skirt across the room.

And most importantly….

How in the world will we ever get free from ‘the man’ and feel liberated?

How in the world will we ever see ‘justice’ come to those who ‘oppressed us’ for them to have to fulfill Proverbs 6:30 and give us back what they stole from us sevenfold while believing that we deserve seventy-seven fold.

When will we see our hundredfold blessing and our promise land?

When will we see that ‘Pharoah’ boss get drowned in his own pride while I cross the Red Sea of Restitution and I become his boss?

When will I see that police officer ‘get his due’ (not because of the reckless actions of an unrepentant criminal, but because he gave me that speeding ticket and therefore touched God’s anointed allowing ‘the due’ to come on his life)?

When will we see that waitress end up being a crack whore mom who is the queen madame of the trailer park because she did not believe us?

When will we see a ‘real Christian’ buy out the electric company and fire that ‘devil’ accountant (for not cooking the books when I didn’t pay the bill) and fire the ‘agent of Satan’ lineman (for disconnecting the triplex wire on the side of my house from the transformer when I didn’t pay the bill)

Instead of being lights in the world, we want to become Christianized Lamechs who believe that they are so special that God specifically brings vengeance for us and only us. Instead of realizing that this stinking thinking was never designed to be preached in the church to begin with, we believe that ‘the enemy within us’ is lacking faith or has secret sin causing the utopia to be held back.

Maybe it is not us who ‘lack faith’ in the utopia. Maybe they are the ones who ‘lack faith in the Sovereignity of God to the point of feeling as if they have to make things happen on their own to the point of playing God.

Maybe it is not us who have ’secret sin’. Maybe they are the ones who have issues of ’secret sin’ where greed, jealousy, resentment, bitterness, and anger / unforgiveness causes them to be more like Lamech than like Jesus.

Where the ‘divine plan’ was laid out moments earlier in the Sunday sermon, the strategies are ‘practiced’ (with the intent of being able to ‘implement’ them when they finally control government, culture, and society) after church at the diner as the gracious hosts, waitresses, and cooks become ‘Gospel Guinea Pigs’ to experiment upon and prepare for ‘the day’ when we become free from ‘the man’ and finally be able to enact the ‘pentecostal payback plan’ on those governments, organizations, people, and other disagreeing churches who held us down and thought of us as being inferior because we did things in confusion, disorder, and chaos calling it ‘God moved’.

They are going to pay us back by giving us all the spoils and that ‘wealth of the wicked laid up for the just’ and bless God hallelujah ‘ronda-konda-shondah’ we’re gonna pay them back sevenfold with bad treatment, spiritualized murder like Cain did, and you’re gonna be our choirboys and armorbearers.

We are going to demand and expect the ‘righteous repatriations’ from you as the title of the ‘plantation’ changes from the Good Ole Boys farm to the ‘DoubleCROSS Ranch’. You used to rule us, but now we rule you. You used to ‘enslave us’, Now we ‘enslave’ you. We’re gonna finally get your megachurches and gymns. And we are gonna finally do something that you couldn’t do or didn’t want to do because your offerings came from the sources of evil……

We’re gonna restore school prayer
We’re gonna overtax the Singles and eliminate the marriage tax
We’re gonna overturn Roe vs. Wade
We’re gonna offer homeschool vouchers
We’re gonna force other religions into ‘hard labor’
We’re gonna set up a theocracy

and when we do do this, we will be the official Christianity on Earth…

That is what the pentecostal dominionalists thought…. That is what the third wave / NAR / Lakelandites thought….

Week after week, the pentecostal pep rally is the same zeal on a different; so is the treatment of cooks and waitresses at diners across America on a Sunday between 11:30 AM and 3:00 PM; so is the rehashing of the ‘pentecostal plot’ to gain dominion and authority; and so is the delusional reality of the dominionalism not being able to work Monday through Saturday….

The more they change. The more they stay the same.